It was so sad.
He was riding a moose.
How could someone riding a moose be such a dick?
How?
(Source: thorinss)
…Because I am a hobbit. I just am. So here are some gifs to rise to that occasion!
Anytime I decide to drive to a new coffee shop:
Anytime I listen to “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac:
Anytime I watch the sea lions at the zoo:
Anytime I see someone I want to be better friends with:
Know why, everyone?
‘Cause there ain’t no party like a Shire party ‘cause a Shire party ends at a decent time so that everyone can get a good night’s sleep and have plenty of time to eat in the morning.
Simba has the most lines out of all Disney Characters, with a total of 234.
THAT GIF
Fact: Hamlet has more lines than any other character in a Shakespearean play. So it makes sense that Simba would have the most lines, too.
I have a case of the Start-of-Year Hopefuls. For those of you who don’t already know what I’m talking about, let me enlighten you.
Start-of-Year Hopefuls are the viruses you get right before you start high school, college, or anything new that will change your life in some way by a considerable amount. SOY Hopefuls come in many forms, including, but not limited to:
The optimistic determination to work out. Every day.
The decision to keep your dorm clean and organized.
(If you’re like me…) Vowing to wear makeup and dress nicely on ALL the days.
Not accepting any less than a 3.8 GPA for the semester! STUDY HARD!
And finally, hoping and feeling confident that you WILL get a boyfriend this year!
Unfortunately, SOY Hopefuls are highly unrealistic (not that you shouldn’t TRY) and the semester often turns into this:
Until you’re like:
My life is… :D
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
GUYS, THESE HOLOCAUST JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY, ANNE FRANKLY, I WON’T STAND FOR THEM ANYMORE.
REBLOG FOR THE COMMENTS!
(Source: humoristics)
At the LGBT Center. Now that I have work and classes, it’s hard to find a time that fits with the Center’s schedule.
Everyday, my life was like:
But now it’s like:
Am I the only English Literature major that FUCKING HATES Beowulf?!
And if Draco is equivalent to Beowulf, I’m Hermione:
AND THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I HAVE TO READ IT FOR CLASS! I’m just…
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